Top Ten: Signs you are getting old

1. You don't like opening your mail anymore

Remember when you use to run to the mail box with glee and open up a letter from k-zone or your local library. Nowadays you get inundated with bank notices (letting you know how much money you don't have), overdue parking fines, phone bills, reminders for overdue phone bills. Basically, we now receive nothing fun and exciting in letter form.

2. you begin to complain about the weather

When you were younger you never would have stopped to Google the weather before heading out just in case you needed to take a jacket. You used to scoff at your mum when she made you never leave the house without a jumper and you wouldn't plan your days according to the weather, like you do now.

 

3. You see a p plater and automatically think "hooligan"

You were one once, a long time ago yes, but it was you. Or on the flip side, you glance into a P platers car to check if they're good looking, only to find a pimply 17 year old dweeb staring back at you.

 

4. You remember when Pitbull use to be cool

 Yeap young ones, believe it or not Pitbull use to be one of the most respected international rap artists the world had seen... then he started associating himself with people named Ke$ha.... And rhyming Kodak with Kodak.

 

5. You choose clothes based on comfort instead of style

 When you were younger your very least concern was comfort when you strapped yourself into those sky high heels. Nowadays you're binning the G-strings and 9 inch heels in return for a more comfort friendly look.

 

6. When you start spending more on home décor than on yourself

 You find yourself saving your money for that new swanky floor lamp instead of turning into liquid gold on a Saturday night.

 

 7. You begin notice those 'fine lines' on your face

 

Even if you don't have those fine lines on your face, the fact that you are still thinking about it makes you old. You may even go to the extent of googling tips and tricks or buying a night eye cream.

 8. you get excited about a new cleaning product

Three words. Easy. Off. Bam. The greatest thing I have discovered. Even when I was ecstatic about the results on my kitchen counter, i wanted to cry inside due to the fact I had told at least 6 people about my discovery.

9. You see 3 for 1 specials for soap at Coles and get excited

You know you need to calm down and hop off of the train to the old age home when you get excited about saving $1.20.

 

 

 

 10. You realise that 1996 kids can now legally go out clubbing and you want to cry

Not only are you taller than everyone else, but when someone flirts with you, you're instantly going to feel like a paedophile. Standing in line to the club and glancing at the birthday on the ID the kid in front of you is holding is a sure fire way of ruining your night, because you should be at home being responsible and watching Antiques Roadshow or something.